Thursday, August 13, 2015

NYCFC's PATH Ride To Hell


This blog was prompted by the ridiculousness that was the NYCFC vs. Red Bulls NY "Battle of the Hooligans." I mean, it's dumb enough that Red Bulls NY has an "Ultras" supporters group (and it's bad enough we have "supporters groups" instead of "fans"). But NYCFC has hooligans willing to go to a bar in Newark and start trouble. YO! Your team is an expansion team! Like, can you cool it?

But NYCFC in general is just the worst of the worst. I hate American soccer fans because this stuff is so fake. A lot of you all act like the guys who go to concerts wearing the shirt of the band you are going to watch. Having Irish drinking song rip-offs of teams that are eight years old is bad enough. But for a team that only existed on paper until, like, March? Come on.

Can you imagine being someone who is just a regular PATH passenger taking the train to Jersey City? (I'm not sure why anyone would do that during the day, but whatevs.) And all of a sudden dudes with vuvuzelas and drums come on screaming "HHHEEEEYYY BABBBY! OHH AHH!" repeatedly? Dear lord. That is a walking, living, breathing, nightmare.

Kudos, NYCFC. You are AWFUL!

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